The falling leaf

Subject: The falling leaf Sat 26 Jul 2008, 5:17 pm

In the middle of the forest a tall tree stood higher than any other. A single leaf started to fall from the tip of the tallest branch. A few stopped to watch it in the wind... It twisted and turned as it made it's way to the floor of the forest. Most would say it wasn't anything special, but little did they know that the moment this leaf touched the ground...

Subject: Re: The falling leaf Sat 02 Aug 2008, 1:56 pm

THE CITY WOULD EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY BITS OF NOTHINGNESS!

One man walking by realised this, so he caught the leaf in between his toes. This man was none other than the great CHUCK NORRIS who had come to destroy none other than SHAMUS THE FISH PIG!

Chuck Norris carried the leaf to safety where he...
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If fate is a wheel, we are the sand that falls between the cogs. We are crushed by it.-Ichigo Kurosaki

Subject: Re: The falling leaf Sat 02 Aug 2008, 2:16 pm

Locked it in a blowingthecityintoamilliontinypiecesofnothingness-proof safe, openable only by a round house kick to the lock. He then went on his way to destroy the evil shamus the fish pig by...
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Curse Those Palindromes!!!!!!

One mob to rule them all...
One mob to find them...
One mob to bring them in...
AND RUTHLESSLY TORTURE THEM FOR HOURS ON END IF THEY MOVE EVEN ONE MUSCLE WITHOUT THE DON'S CONSENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: The falling leaf Sat 02 Aug 2008, 6:19 pm

he contined serching for the fish pig then they met in the middle of the street and had an intense staring contest. neither blinked for days then at the exact same time they both blinked, noticeing they both failed they charged each other then had a thumb wrestle and it started to rain so they sung.

were fightin in the rain
just thumb wrestlin in the rain,
what a wonderful feeling.

Subject: Re: The falling leaf Sun 03 Aug 2008, 9:09 am

Then they realised that that song didnt rhyme and could have only been thought up by the traitorous thebillsackatorium...

So they both temporarily sided with each other and searched for the traitor Bill, lest his un-rhyming songs consume us all...
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Curse Those Palindromes!!!!!!

One mob to rule them all...
One mob to find them...
One mob to bring them in...
AND RUTHLESSLY TORTURE THEM FOR HOURS ON END IF THEY MOVE EVEN ONE MUSCLE WITHOUT THE DON'S CONSENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: The falling leaf Wed 06 Aug 2008, 5:05 pm

Causing us to persih (yes thats right, persih). After halting the foul unrhyming of the Billsackatorium, The great Chuck realised that the fish pig had parqoured off like the coward that he was. So Chuck decided that he would chase after him. The only way to catch someone with such great parquor abilities was to Roundhouse kick someone all the way to Mongolia. So then Chuck...
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If fate is a wheel, we are the cogs that drive it. We make the wheel turn.-Rukia Kuchiki

If fate is a wheel, we are the sand that falls between the cogs. We are crushed by it.-Ichigo Kurosaki

Subject: Re: The falling leaf Thu 07 Aug 2008, 10:16 am

Went to get some donuts....but...
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Curse Those Palindromes!!!!!!

One mob to rule them all...
One mob to find them...
One mob to bring them in...
AND RUTHLESSLY TORTURE THEM FOR HOURS ON END IF THEY MOVE EVEN ONE MUSCLE WITHOUT THE DON'S CONSENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: The falling leaf Thu 07 Aug 2008, 8:05 pm

Found the donut shop closed, so went to find...
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I am DARTH ROSIE, the UBERLANE

"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt.
Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth." ~ Mark Twain

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I obey the Law of Gravity. Frequently.

"And what of your feet, Davy Jones?"

Subject: Re: The falling leaf Thu 07 Aug 2008, 8:13 pm

someone who could actually tell a decent story that didnt mention Shamusthe fish pig, and coincidentally, sold crispy cream donuts. he walked for ages until he was sick of walking. so he stole an old ladies motorized scooter thingy and...
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Subject: Re: The falling leaf Thu 07 Aug 2008, 8:19 pm

got rid of it because it was, as you may remember, used in the "Cat in the Alley" story.

He wandered for many a lonesome month until he found an ancient man sitting on a cushion.
"Oh Ancient One, can you tell a decent story as Lori and I desire so?" he asked.
"Firstly, I'm not old, I'm just tired, and secondly, if you want me to tell you a decent story, then bring me the Idol of Mongolia," snapped the man.
"I won't!" was the reply, because Chuck was infuriated that this man spoke to him in such a rude manner, "So there!"
"Then I fear that this tale will disintegrate into a shambles of unrelated things, as all 'Let's Start A Story' tales usually do," sighed the ancient man, "And alas, such terror is already occuring!"

With this dramatic prediction, the man disappeared. Chuck Norris...
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I AM the Dark Side...
I am DARTH ROSIE, the UBERLANE

"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt.
Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth." ~ Mark Twain

BUT I USED MY NINJA POWERS AND EVERYTHING!

I obey the Law of Gravity. Frequently.

"And what of your feet, Davy Jones?"

Subject: Re: The falling leaf Fri 08 Aug 2008, 4:09 pm

Roundhouse kicked Rosie in the face for saying Mr. Norris' first name...only his closest and personal friends (such as myself) may do that...

But suddenly...
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Curse Those Palindromes!!!!!!

One mob to rule them all...
One mob to find them...
One mob to bring them in...
AND RUTHLESSLY TORTURE THEM FOR HOURS ON END IF THEY MOVE EVEN ONE MUSCLE WITHOUT THE DON'S CONSENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: The falling leaf Fri 08 Aug 2008, 4:31 pm

And after that, Chuck decided to go back and see if the donut shop was open. Unfortunately, the only way to get to this particular donut shop was to PARQUOR through the door. Chuck Norris decided that he would require the help of the explodable leaf so he could get in without dishonouring himself by doing parquor.

After coming to this decision, Chuck Norris...
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If fate is a wheel, we are the cogs that drive it. We make the wheel turn.-Rukia Kuchiki

If fate is a wheel, we are the sand that falls between the cogs. We are crushed by it.-Ichigo Kurosaki

Subject: Re: The falling leaf Fri 08 Aug 2008, 4:41 pm

Went back to where the blowingthecityintoamilliontinypiecesofnothingness-proof safe was...

But unfortunantly Legolas son of...............Legolas of the woodland realm....has stolen the blowingthecityintoamilliontinypiecesofnothingness-proof safe and had hidden it with his father...and no one knew who it was.

All hope seemed lost...when...
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Curse Those Palindromes!!!!!!

One mob to rule them all...
One mob to find them...
One mob to bring them in...
AND RUTHLESSLY TORTURE THEM FOR HOURS ON END IF THEY MOVE EVEN ONE MUSCLE WITHOUT THE DON'S CONSENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: The falling leaf Fri 08 Aug 2008, 9:32 pm

a mysterious mystical Ninja arrived!!!

he could do many more kicks than just the round-house, so he ran through the forest, kicking down the trees in every direction, trying to find...
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Subject: Re: The falling leaf Sat 09 Aug 2008, 9:13 am

The large awesome unkickable tree...

For the mob had control over this tree and it was unkickable...

But it did have one weakness...

which was...
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Curse Those Palindromes!!!!!!

One mob to rule them all...
One mob to find them...
One mob to bring them in...
AND RUTHLESSLY TORTURE THEM FOR HOURS ON END IF THEY MOVE EVEN ONE MUSCLE WITHOUT THE DON'S CONSENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!